Armory Show artists and members of the press at the beefsteak dinner given by the Association of American Painters and Sculptors, 1913 Mar. 8 / Percy Rainford, photographer. Walt Kuhn, Kuhn family papers, and Armory Show records, Archives of American Art, Smithsonian Institution.
On Saturday evening March 8th, 1913, the Association for
American Painters and Sculptors (AAPS) hosted a beefsteak dinner at Healy’s to
celebrate the Armory Show. The all–male, all–you–can–eat–and–drink banquet
included AAPS leaders and members, journalists and critics, and artists. Diners
donned aprons, supped on trays of meat, and imbibed pitchers of beer. In a
forthcoming Archives of American Art Journal, Darcy Tell examines this ritual in an aptly, succinctly titled essay, “Meat and Beer.”
In addition to toasts and speeches, organizers read aloud
imaginary telegrams, seven of which were preserved in Walt Kuhn’s scrapbooks. The terse notices playfully mocked prominent people in art and political circles including the poet Gertrude Stein, the mayor of New York, artists Constanin Brancusi and George Luks, and British critic Roger Fry.
GERTRUDE STEIN
Imaginary telegram from the Walt Kuhn scrapbook of press clippings documenting the Armory Show, vol. 2, 1913. Walt Kuhn, Kuhn family papers, and Armory Show record, Archives of American Art, Smithsonian Institution.
Paris, March 8th/13
To: Assn. Am. Painters & Sculptors
New
York City, N.Y.
There is that exhibition. there can be no place found flowers and camenbert. when the paint is within. Alfie Maurer cut on the bias there is that room where is breathing when there is no grass answer backwards. that is what joy.
–Gertrude Stein
GEORGE LUKS
Imaginary telegram from the Walt Kuhn scrapbook of press clippings documenting the Armory Show, vol. 2, 1913. Walt Kuhn, Kuhn family papers, and Armory Show record, Archives of American Art, Smithsonian Institution.
New York March 8/13
To Toast Master
Press Dinner, Healys’
Regret cannot be with you tonight. have not been able to get around since I got through hanging my own pictures at the exhibition.
–George Luks
HALF A DAY PAGE & COMPANY
Imaginary telegram from the Walt Kuhn scrapbook of press clippings documenting the Armory Show, vol. 2, 1913. Walt Kuhn, Kuhn family papers, and Armory Show record, Archives of American Art, Smithsonian Institution.
New York, March 8, 1913
Arthur B. Davies
Assoc. American Painters & Sculptors, Inc.
We are in receipt of your order for a copy of Hirge Harrisons’ book on “how to use oil colors” the same will be forwarded to you by express in a few days.
–Half a day page & company.
ANNA HELD
Imaginary telegram from the Walt Kuhn scrapbook of press clippings documenting the Armory Show, vol. 2, 1913. Walt Kuhn, Kuhn family papers, and Armory Show record, Archives of American Art, Smithsonian Institution.
New York, March 8th, 1913
Fredk. James Gregg American Painters & Sculptors, Inc.
State conditions under which your services may be secured as press agent for the ensuing theatrical season. answer at my expense.
–Anna Held
P.S. Am confident that you can produce something better than the milk bath stuff.
–A.H.
ROGER FRY
Imaginary telegram from the Walt Kuhn scrapbook of press clippings documenting the Armory Show, vol. 2, 1913. Walt Kuhn, Kuhn family papers, and Armory Show record, Archives of American Art, Smithsonian Institution.
London, Eng. March 8th/13
To Assn. Am. Painters & Sculptors New York, N.Y.
Have not seen your exhibition but am sure it does not amount to much.
–Roger Fry.
CALIFORNIA CONSOLIDATED OSTRICH FARMS CO.
Imaginary telegram from the Walt Kuhn scrapbook of press clippings documenting the Armory Show, vol. 2, 1913. Walt Kuhn, Kuhn family papers, and Armory Show record, Archives of American Art, Smithsonian Institution.
California, Mar. 8th/13
To: Assn. Am. Painters & Sculptors New York
Reserve for us replica
of Brancusi’s Madame Pogany as nest egg for our hatchery, answer at once.
–California Consolidated Ostrich Farms Co.
MAYOR’S OFFICE, CITY HALL
Imaginary telegram from the Walt Kuhn scrapbook of press clippings documenting the Armory Show, vol. 2, 1913. Walt Kuhn, Kuhn family papers, and Armory Show record, Archives of American Art, Smithsonian Institution.
Mayors Office, City Hall
New York, Mar. 8th/13
To: Assn. Am. Painters Sculptors New York.
Regret cannot be with you tonight, anyhow cannot see what connection this has with the police.
–Wm. J. Gaynor, Mayor.